Hey you man.

Who me?

Yes, I’m talking to you.

We’ve all been there before, night out, few Britneys, maybe some pharmaceuticals. The time comes. You need a PISS. You go to the toilet, head for the urinal only to find other men there pissing. Fuck. But now you have to go, because if you don’t it looks like you’ve come in to look at COCKS. You anxiously whip out your frightened member and phleurrrgggh… you’ve gotPiss Pen STAGE FRIGHT.

You hum, you mumble, you whistle, you do what you can to let it flow, but it’s no go. And now it looks like you’ve come in to look at COCKS. Not just any COCKS, PISSING COCKS.

The SHAME.

But relax, for help is at hand, thanks to the easy to install and easy to use PISS PEN. Simply attach the PISS PEN the undercarriage of your love stick when it’s a no-go, press the PISS PEN button and hey presto, the magic penis piss pen emits a yellow piss like liquid.

Now you can breathe a fat sigh of relief, safe in the knowledge that the men standing next to you will get copiously splashed with your warm yellow liquid. You can bet your life they’ll leave that urinal thinking you’re a real MAN, not a COCK WATCHER.