Ever arrived at a pub only to find that there aren’t any seats available?

Hang on a minute, look over there in the corner. There’s a table with enough space to seat 24 orphans, 6 wardrobes and a cow. Hoorah! you cry.Invisi-Sick

But wait… oh no… there’s someone sitting there. Look at him chuffing away on his Gauloise, sipping wine. The space-stealing CUNT.

You can’t surround his table hoping he’ll leave, that’d be intimidating… besides he’s carefully adorned the table with newspaper articles in a bid to look CLEVER.

Don’t panic, Invisi-Sick’s here to help. Subtly place Invisi-Sick in any pub corner, position it’s patented directional nozzle at Callum/Piers’ face and stand back.

The moment you press ‘FUCK OFF’ on your handy fun-size remote, Invisi Sick will erupt 8 litres of warm, gloopy sick all over the table hogger’s stupid cunt face.