Love making nuisance calls? Wish you had an extra pair of hands so you could make MORE? Wish you had more phones? Wish you had more mouths so you could abuse several people at once? Well, help is here with NEW Multi Phone Nuisance Call Pro 5000.

This is amazing unvention allows the busy nuisance caller to multi dial up to 50 people simultaneously and abuse them all at once. How does this work I hear you cry?

It’s simple, the Multi Phone Nuisance Call Pro 5000 speed-dials random numbers using it’s coveted ‘pulse tone’ technology. Once the line picks up it automatically selects a message from any one of the Multi Phone Nuisance Call Pro 5000’s 4,999 pre-recorded messages.Abuse Phone

Contains such messages as:

  • “Smell my bell”
  • “I’ve been watching you”
  • “Everyone hates you”
  • “Jizz off”
  • “Gosh you’re a cunt”

This is the ideal toy for the professional nuisance caller who just can’t find time in his busy schedule to abuse strangers. Perfect for whiling away an evening with your trousers round your ankles. The Multi Phone Nuisance Call Pro 5000 let’s you cling onto your special brew and masturbate furiously - without breaking a sweat.

Buy today and get NO bonuses, and an overwhelming sense that you’ve just SPUNKED your money on nothing.