Filthy Unventions

No, not birds of the emotion, tampons and nipples variety. I’m talking REAL birds. Birds that flap and shit tipex.
Ever gazed out of your window and watched a bird peck at seeds or wrestle a worm? Sexy isn’t it? Ever seen a bird perched on a branch and thought: I’d love to use my cock [...]

Struggling to stay awake at work? Tried all the traditional methods: caffeine, crystal meths, bum fingering?
You need Jab-a-wake the only anti-sleep device with a PROVEN 43% success rate among insomniacs, rapists and unborn chimps.
Simply glue Jab-a-wake to your left shoulder blade, insert 17 AAA batteries and press ‘ON’.
At random intervals throughout the day Jab-a-awake’s patented [...]