By Admin @ 11:47 am
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No, not birds of the emotion, tampons and nipples variety. I’m talking REAL birds. Birds that flap and shit tipex.
Ever gazed out of your window and watched a bird peck at seeds or wrestle a worm? Sexy isn’t it? Ever seen a bird perched on a branch and thought: I’d love to use my cock [...]
By Admin @ 8:46 am
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Love making nuisance calls? Wish you had an extra pair of hands so you could make MORE? Wish you had more phones? Wish you had more mouths so you could abuse several people at once? Well, help is here with NEW Multi Phone Nuisance Call Pro 5000.
This is amazing unvention allows the busy nuisance caller [...]
By Admin @ 8:55 pm
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Ever arrived at a pub only to find that there aren’t any seats available?
Hang on a minute, look over there in the corner. There’s a table with enough space to seat 24 orphans, 6 wardrobes and a cow. Hoorah! you cry.
But wait… oh no… there’s someone sitting there. Look at him chuffing away on his [...]
By Admin @ 10:29 pm
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Ever wanted to let rip a flurry of poisoned arrows at someone like a man-sized spitting Cobra?
Well now you can, and with ‘ASBO Stop’ you don’t even need an excuse to start firing. ASBOs are legally fair game FACT! Particularly if you hit them directly in the eyes.
Each ‘ASBO Stop’ set comes in a teak [...]