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		<title>Peeping Just Got a Whole Lot Easier</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you like spying on girls? Do you get your kicks prowling the streets at night peeping in through dormitory windows while nubile, firm bodied students undress? Ever wanted to indulge in voyeurism but felt too exposed? Those guys at UNVENT have done it again! For a limited period of a 7 millennia UNVENT is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://popfilth.co.uk/unvent/2010/10/08/peeping-just-got-a-whole-lot-easier/</link>
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		<title>Enjoy Hyper-Real 2-D Bukakke in the Comfort of Your Own Home</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever wanted to indulge in sexually humiliating practices but lacked either the confidence or a like minded circle of friends? Ever watched movies and wished that was YOU? After days of research UNVENT can now offer YOU the opportunity to indulge all your filthy wishes in the privacy of your own four walls. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://popfilth.co.uk/unvent/2010/10/08/get-hyper-real-2-d-bukakke-in-the-comfort-of-your-own-home/</link>
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		<title>Fed Up of Fish Flaps? Turn Cunninglingus into a Bovril Breeze</title>
		<description><![CDATA[NEW IN! Mackerel muff&#8230; fish flange&#8230; prawn pocket&#8230; Are you sick of smelly genitals? It&#8217;s time to throw away your faux pebble air freshener and go straight to the source with Cunt Fan! Simply attach Cunt Fan to your partner&#8217;s navel using our &#8216;skin safe&#8217; serrated belly clamp. When switched on it&#8217;ll waft away any [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://popfilth.co.uk/unvent/2010/04/25/cunt-fan/</link>
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		<title>Want Birds to Peck Mercilessly at Your Penis?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[No, not birds of the emotion, tampons and nipples variety. I&#8217;m talking REAL birds. Birds that flap and shit tipex. Ever gazed out of your window and watched a bird peck at seeds or wrestle a worm? Sexy isn&#8217;t it? Ever seen a bird perched on a branch and thought: I&#8217;d love to use my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://popfilth.co.uk/unvent/2008/03/12/want-birds-to-peck-mercilessly-at-your-penis/</link>
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		<title>Tired of Bum Fingering Yourself Awake?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Struggling to stay awake at work? Tried all the traditional methods: caffeine, crystal meths, bum fingering? You need Jab-a-wake the only anti-sleep device with a PROVEN 43% success rate among insomniacs, rapists and unborn chimps. Simply glue Jab-a-wake to your left shoulder blade, insert 17 AAA batteries and press &#8216;ON&#8217;. At random intervals throughout the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://popfilth.co.uk/unvent/2008/03/06/tired-of-bum-fingering-yourself-awake/</link>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Good to Talk</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Love making nuisance calls? Wish you had an extra pair of hands so you could make MORE? Wish you had more phones? Wish you had more mouths so you could abuse several people at once? Well, help is here with NEW Multi Phone Nuisance Call Pro 5000. This is amazing unvention allows the busy nuisance [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://popfilth.co.uk/unvent/2007/05/17/its-good-to-talk/</link>
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		<title>Guarantee Yourself A Pub Table With &#8216;Invisi-Sick&#8217;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever arrived at a pub only to find that there aren&#8217;t any seats available? Hang on a minute, look over there in the corner. There&#8217;s a table with enough space to seat 24 orphans, 6 wardrobes and a cow. Hoorah! you cry. But wait&#8230; oh no&#8230; there&#8217;s someone sitting there. Look at him chuffing away [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://popfilth.co.uk/unvent/2007/04/30/guarantee-yourself-a-pub-table-with-invisi-sick/</link>
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		<title>Wave Goodbye to Urinal Fear with NEW Piss Pen</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey you man. Who me? Yes, I&#8217;m talking to you. We&#8217;ve all been there before, night out, few Britneys, maybe some pharmaceuticals. The time comes. You need a PISS. You go to the toilet, head for the urinal only to find other men there pissing. Fuck. But now you have to go, because if you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://popfilth.co.uk/unvent/2007/04/26/piss-pen/</link>
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		<title>The Unshit James Bond Car that Says NO to Congestion</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tired of being treated like a fat leper just because the smell of public transport disgusts you? Fed up with &#8216;red&#8217; Ken taxing you to cruise downtown in your pimped up Nova? Well now you can throw a LARGE HANDFUL OF SHIT at the Congestion Charge thanks to &#8216;Ken-Fucker&#8217; &#8211; the revolutionary new Congestion Charge [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://popfilth.co.uk/unvent/2007/04/25/the-unshit-james-bond-car-that-says-no-to-congestion/</link>
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		<title>Clean Up Your Shitty Gaff With ASBO Stop</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ever wanted to let rip a flurry of poisoned arrows at someone like a man-sized spitting Cobra? Well now you can, and with &#8216;ASBO Stop&#8217; you don&#8217;t even need an excuse to start firing. ASBOs are legally fair game FACT! Particularly if you hit them directly in the eyes. Each &#8216;ASBO Stop&#8217; set comes in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://popfilth.co.uk/unvent/2007/04/25/clean-up-your-shitty-gaff-with-asbo-stop/</link>
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